roymogg posted this in humour on June 25th, 2010

A day in the life of a stressed out House-Person

I was there doing the washing up – yes I know this is unheard off – when that black and white idiot of a dog of ours starts the hound of the Baskervilles impression and begins to bark the bloody place down. I don’t know what it is with Border Collies but they spend most of their day looking at the entrance to the drive waiting for someone to turn up then proceed to bark their flipping heads off – she’s turned postie into a nervous wreak I can tell you – and when they do get out they proceed to pee all over the visitor as a sign of

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Royston posted this in Travel log on September 10th, 2008

Osmophobia infects Southern Rail

Sitting in a train coach in comes someone with an enormous Doner Kebak – how many million bacteria do you think he is

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