Royston posted this in
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June 29th, 2010
By Royston, on June 29th, 2010
I am on my way to the trichologist today to see if there is any chance of sticking my hair back into the bald patches that resulted when I started pulling out my hair in frustration at eleven half-witted over paid Muppets again dismally failing at the World Cup. Yup this is one of those England dismal failure rants again. In passing did you know that a player such as Wayne Rooney is paid five centuries (500 years!!!) worth of the national minimum wage a year for this
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roymogg posted this in
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June 25th, 2010
By roymogg, on June 25th, 2010
I was there doing the washing up – yes I know this is unheard off – when that black and white idiot of a dog of ours starts the hound of the Baskervilles impression and begins to bark the bloody place down. I don’t know what it is with Border Collies but they spend most of their day looking at the entrance to the drive waiting for someone to turn up then proceed to bark their flipping heads off – she’s turned postie into a nervous wreak I can tell you – and when they do get out they proceed to pee all over the visitor as a sign of
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Royston posted this in
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August 3rd, 2009
By Royston, on August 3rd, 2009
Don’t read this if you are of a nervous disposition or like doner
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Royston posted this in
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July 28th, 2009
By Royston, on July 28th, 2009
The number one Prince Philip Gaff demonstratuing his clear grasp of diplomatic language: “If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.” (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund
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